The 3 Word Story

Noob Posts : 22 Join date : 2010-03-09 Location : UK

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it

Subject: Re: The 3 Word Story Tue Mar 09 2010, 10:46

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something

Noob Posts : 22 Join date : 2010-03-09 Location : UK

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do

Subject: Re: The 3 Word Story Tue Mar 09 2010, 11:05

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing.

Subject: Re: The 3 Word Story Wed Mar 10 2010, 02:58

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked

Mapler Posts : 89 Join date : 2010-03-06 Location : London

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a

Subject: Re: The 3 Word Story Wed Mar 10 2010, 07:52

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into

Noob Posts : 22 Join date : 2010-03-09 Location : UK

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree

Mapler Posts : 89 Join date : 2010-03-06 Location : London

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran

Noob Posts : 22 Join date : 2010-03-09 Location : UK

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him

Mapler Posts : 89 Join date : 2010-03-06 Location : London

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him

Noob Posts : 22 Join date : 2010-03-09 Location : UK

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I

Subject: Re: The 3 Word Story Thu Mar 11 2010, 08:21

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While

Noob Posts : 22 Join date : 2010-03-09 Location : UK

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was

Subject: Re: The 3 Word Story Sat Mar 27 2010, 05:37

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I

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One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie

Mapler Posts : 89 Join date : 2010-03-06 Location : London

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking

Subject: Re: The 3 Word Story Tue Mar 30 2010, 01:25

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly,

Mapler Posts : 89 Join date : 2010-03-06 Location : London

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One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from

Subject: Re: The 3 Word Story Tue Mar 30 2010, 04:25

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which

Mapler Posts : 89 Join date : 2010-03-06 Location : London

ne fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad

Subject: Re: The 3 Word Story Tue Mar 30 2010, 04:29

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten

Mapler Posts : 89 Join date : 2010-03-06 Location : London

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese, I decided

Subject: Re: The 3 Word Story Tue Mar 30 2010, 04:33

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the

Subject: Story Tue Mar 30 2010, 23:00

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in

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