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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Tue Mar 30 2010, 23:16

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He
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PostSubject: Story   Sat Apr 03 2010, 04:46

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabed a stick
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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Wed Apr 21 2010, 06:10

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked the
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PostSubject: 3 word story   Mon Apr 26 2010, 22:43

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked them balls of
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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Fri Apr 30 2010, 08:20

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked them balls of mine. I screamed
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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Mon May 03 2010, 02:01

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked them balls of mine. I screamed: "Hey these are
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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Mon May 03 2010, 02:17

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked them balls of mine. I screamed: "Hey these are mine stop it
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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Tue May 04 2010, 07:56

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked them balls of mine. I screamed: "Hey these are mine stop it or else!" He
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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Tue May 04 2010, 08:55

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked them balls of mine. I screamed: "Hey these are mine stop it or else!" He stopped alright but
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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Sat Jun 26 2010, 00:08

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked them balls of mine. I screamed: "Hey these are mine stop it or else!" He stopped alright but a strange feeling
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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Sat Jun 26 2010, 09:26

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked them balls of mine. I screamed: "Hey these are mine stop it or else!" He stopped alright but a strange feeling as if a
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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Sat Jun 26 2010, 23:28

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked them balls of mine. I screamed: "Hey these are mine stop it or else!" He stopped alright but a strange feeling as if a giant spaceship was
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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Sun Jun 27 2010, 07:21

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked them balls of mine. I screamed: "Hey these are mine stop it or else!" He stopped alright but a strange feeling as if a giant spaceship was slowly gliding trough
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PostSubject: Re: The 3 Word Story   Tue Oct 19 2010, 10:50

One fine day I was going to an exciting fancy dress party and I had no clothes on, I decided to reach for my muffin shaped plushie, suddenly realising that my boobs were being poked by a very large mushroom who said "got milk hun?". Shocked, I shouted; "TAKE IT ALL, but... be gentle.. they might explode". With that, the mushroom started sucking, I felt dirty but started moaning. Disgusted, I moved to Manchester but, I was stalked. Terrified, I crept into my house hoping I would find a rainbow to eat. Instead I saw the invisible pink unicorn and the mushroom fighting over the picture of me, so I called for a taxi with extra cheese and some bacon. To my great dissapointment the bacon was far too crispy and brown. I started to poke the driver in the eye with my long finger. So he began to cry. Please oh please, touch me now I cannot wait to feel your very tiny little teddybear!! Moments later, my phone rang just as we began to feel a bit safer with being naughty his mother lept but came nowhere near to reaching her son's pleasure so she took a large wooden plank and started beating me thoroughly! As if it were only made to make me roll around all muddy and wierd. Well now it seemed like something fun to do a strange thing. When I looked I saw a retard running into a fat tree so I ran over to him to help him but instead I found chocolate. While all this was was happening. I saw a zombie, he was walking and farting. Suddenly, I fainted from the gas, which had a bad aftertaste of rotten cheese. I decided, to punch the retard in the mouth. He grabbed a stick and poked them balls of mine. I screamed: "Hey these are mine stop it or else!" He stopped alright but a strange feeling as if a giant spaceship was slowly gliding through the times of
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